Если бы Мать Гусыня думала про дартс?

What If Mother Goose Were a Dart Player!

JACK SPRAT:
Jack sprat could hit no fats
and his wife was really mean.
Betwixt the two they couldn’t get
other darters to join their team.

JACK BE NIMBLE:
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack throws three
and scores a hat trick.

OLD MOTHER HUBBARD:
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to get some new shafts and flights
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare
So she played with the old ones that night.

LITTLE BO-PEEP.
Little Bo-peep has lost her darts
and she doesn’t know where to find them.
She left them alone
while she talked on the phone.
Now everyone’s looking to find them!

MONDAY’S CHILD:
Monday’s child likes 501
Tuesday’s child just plays for fun.
Wednesday’s child is a cricket pro
Thursday’s child has far to go.
Friday’s child will practice hard
and Saturday’s child will be awkward.
But the child that is born on the Sabbath day will have the darts that never stray.

POP GOES THE SCISSLE:
While playing games of 501
Karl was chasing Rodger
Karl thought it was all in fun.
Pop, goes the scissile.

A drink for a set that's won!
A drink for the lesson!
That's the way the money goes.
Pop, goes the scissile.

Round and round the whole dartboard,
in and out of doubles
another game of 501
Pop, goes the scissile

Another glass of rum and coke.
Another win for Carter.
Karl’s stroke was running him broke.
Pop, goes the scissile.

Now the night was finally done
Karl had not a penny
Rodger stayed and shot for fun.
Pop, went the scissile.

LITTLE JACK HORNER:
Little Jack Horner
stood in a corner
watching the darters walk by.
Then practicing some
he reached with his thumb
and jabbed Paul Lim in the eye