In Dead Lumber At Christmas

Here is a Christmas story that comes straight off the old Yule log…..Once upon a time there was a big lad called Andy Smith, who rejoiced in the nickname ‘Pie Man’.

By dint of hard work and concentration, he had become a tree surgeon and he wanted to finish his 1st Round match against Colin Monk for excellent professional reasons. He wanted to go to a LUMBERJACK’S CHRISTMAS PARTY with pies and pints in the West Midlands.

He got the darts out of the way fast and by 5pm was off to join the chips off the old block and get well and truly felled. They were all going to sing that famous Christmas classic